how to tell if you’re a fake

i genuinely don’t know what to make of this site:

Real Women Have Babies

so i offer it to you, dear reader, to do with what you will. but for the record, if you’re infertile, or don’t “love jewlery”, like me – you may not be a real woman!

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9 comments
  1. Allison said:

    My favorite part is this: (find the typo)
    “Real women do not hang out in bars. Real women do not read smut or watch smut on TV. Real women do trade sex for money or things or any reason.Real women do not commodify their bodies. Real women do not allow their children to play with the ungodly, or to play unsupervised.”

  2. sarah said:

    LOL. it has to be real women do not commodify their bodies. commodify has 4 syllables…

  3. Alana said:

    Yes, they do trade sex — for any reason!! Haha.

    Yeah. The “real women don’t” section is even scarier than what “real women do”.

  4. Melissa said:

    Um, I don’t think I’m a ‘real woman’. But I don’t think I’m a real man either. Hmm, this used to be one of the categories I was fairly certain about. :-)

  5. Oh. My. God.

    My other favorite is “real women don’t incest their children.” This is probably because real women know that ‘incest’ is not a verb?!

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