so i’ll bite.
1. Total number of books I own:
I don’t even know. Pete and i mashed our book collections together so long ago, i don’t know which are mine and beyond that i don’t know how many books we have collectively. we have 3 billy bookshelves that are jammed, then another set of shelves covered with books, then many boxes and piles. so, yeah. too many?
2. Last book I bought:
Odom, Wendell. Computer Networking First-Step.