… because you can’t make this stuff up. i was screwing around on craigslist for baltimore & DC in anticipation of moving in december, just to see what’s around and i came across this add:
“EMERALD CHASE – FLORIS ELEMENTARY-4 Bedroom, 3 ½ bath PLUS loft. Full finished basement with top of the line bathroom. 2 zone heat (perfect climate in bedrooms!) Private backyard, swingset. Owned and managed by experienced landlord who owns the house and will take care of you. References upon request. CLEANING LADY INCLUDED. Brand new appliances and tile kitchen counter tops. Option to change interior paint colors and makes changes you need to make this your home. Plenty of storage. $2,675.00 /month including cleaning lady. This is one of the nicest and private (no through streets) subdivisions in the area.”
one wonders how the cleaning lady feels about being tossed in with the house?