pick me, pick me

is your wife or girlfriend a total conformist? has her will been so
broken that she wears lipstick and scrubs the kitchen floor with a
toothbrush? is she a complete martyr?

if so swiffer would like to donate $5,000 to her favorite charity (i
suggest planned parenthood) and give her a years supply
of swiffer products.

nominate her. go ahead.

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1 comment
  1. Anonymous said:

    There is so much wrong with that contest that it is impossible to enumerate… simply an overall feeling of yuckinesshood.

    -m

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